when dr. dre comes on
me: my parents:
Most of the time: When your boss walks by:
when i let a pedestrian cross
when someone calls me instead of just texting
when i admit that my boyfriend was right
when my boyfriend comes home after a long day at...
when the waiter forgets to bring something i...
no matter what else is in front of me, i’m just like,
when i'm loafing around my apartment on the...